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Richie buys an inflatable doll named Monica as his lover, and he tries to conceal it from Eddie. But it all goes terribly wrong when Richie accidentally super glues Monica to his groin, mistaking Eddie's super glue for Handcream.
Richie, no! I told you to never sniff the milk, you crazy, mad fool!
Edward Hitler: Oh good!
Edward Hitler: He's coming round!
Richard Richard: Where am I?
Edward Hitler: It's alright, you're safe at home with me!
Richard Richard: Oh, fuck, give me the milk!
Edward Hitler: No! It's too dangerous!
Edward Hitler: JUST SAY NO!
Richard Richard: But I love being unconscious!
Edward Hitler: ...
When Richie has finished the small talk with Monica, he tries to undress her, but struggles with the bra, complaining that he doesn't know how bras work as he's never seen one before. However, in act 1, when we first meet Monica, she isn't wearing any clothing, and as Richie would have been unlikely to have asked Eddie for help, it stands to reason that he would have been the one to put the bra on Monica in the first place.
At the end of the show a large black curtain is raised bearing the legend: THAT'S IT FUCK OFF
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