Dick Cash Announcer (voice) (as The Cope)
Dick Cash
Bruce Palmer
Pearl
Mr. Baker, Shark Owner
Mrs. Eleanor Palmer
Ernie Bolza
Bo
Self
Mac
Miriam
Tom Bolza
Mr. Price
Normalene (as Adrienne Stout-Coppola)
Santa
Radio Evangelist
Sarah
Newscaster
Clown Gang Boss (as Steve Glover)
Jeb, the Telegraph Operator
Billy Floyd
Dawn
Grandma
Grandpa
Midget Priest
Male Remo
Female Remo
Paramedic (uncredited)
Cash Girl (uncredited)