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  • This was a pilot for Fox that only aired once. It's basically another version of HBO's "Tales from the Crypt" with a different host (live, not animatronic). It's named after another of Gaines' EC comics which featured more action-oriented stories.

    After Fox didn't pick it up, the two stories were repackaged as episodes of "Tales from the Crypt" and are aired that way to this day.

    I don't believe the original version is available anywhere unless you taped it off the air as I did. When I find that tape, I'll fill in the rest of this page. :-)

    The two episodes probably don't stick out among the regular "Tales from the Crypt" ones, and the show won't be back, so there's not much to review. It's more of a footnote to the HBO series.
  • Corny and horrible, I was not surprised this short lived show didn't make it. I remember fondly when Tales From the Crypt tried reusing these corny episodes like they were actually scary. Coupled with bad acting and lousy music, I was surprised this crummy showed was ever conceived. It never showed up again, and one can only be thankful for this circumstance.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Most folks only know EC Comics for Tales from the Crypt - OK, maybe MAD Magazine - but the truth is, there were a ton of other titles that that venerable publisher released. Just in the horror realm, they also had the Vault of Horror (yes, there was an Amicus film with that title) and Crypt of Terror. But there was also Weird Fantasy, Weird Science, Crime SuspenStories, Shock SuspenStories, Frontline Combat, Piracy, Weird Science-Fantasy and even the New Direction post-Comics Code books Impact, Valor, Extra!, Aces High, Psychoanalysis, M. D. and Incredible Science Fiction.

    I've been surprised that none of these other EC Comics ever got a movie or series until I learned about Two-Fisted Tales.

    Strangely enough, as Harvey Kurtzman was the editor of the book, these war stories didn't always follow their title and often had a very anti-war prejudice. Kurtzman had been drafted in 1942 and knew the horrors of war first-hand. As he saw the other war comics on the news racks, he was upset by how much they glorified war. He saw no heroes in his stories, only people trapped in situations beyond their control. He would later comment in The Complete EC Library: Two-Fisted Tales Volume 1, "Nobody had done anything on the depressing aspects of war, and this, to me, was such a dumb-it was a terrible disservice to the children."

    I guess no one explained that to anyone who worked on this show.

    In 1991, a TV pilot was put together by producers Joel Silver, Richard Donner and Robert Zemeckis. Other than using the logo and some of the art in the opening, that's pretty much all that feels like the comic. Instead, this is very similar to Tales from the Crypt, with William Sadler played Mr. Rush, a violent man who connects all of the stories.

    "Showdown" was written by Frank Darabont and directed by Richard Donner is the story of a gunfighter's last stand. "King of the Road," written by Randall Jahnson and directed by Tom Holland, is about a drag racer's past coming to haunt him. Brad Pitt appears in the one. And "Yellow," written by Jim Thomas, John Thomas, A. L. Katz and Gilbert Adler and directed by Robert Zemeckis is about a soldier who keeps letting down his military man father. It's the best episode in here, with great acting by Kirk and Eric Douglas, Lance Henriksen and Dan Aykroyd.

    Of the three, "Yellow" is the only one based on an EC Comics story, as it was taken from the first issue of Shock SuspenStories and was written by Al Feldstein and illustrated by Jack Davis.

    Sadly, this was a letdown and after one airing, the three episodes all appeared as part of Tales from the Crypt. I was always upset when the show didn't use the material it was based on. This is really no different, but the last tale is tense and brutal, a rare Zemeckis-directed story that isn't overly dependent on special effects.
  • If you liked Douglas in Kubricks "Paths of Glory" then you'll be sure to love this (if you can get your hands on a copy). The story is relatively the same, Eric Douglas (Kirk's real life son) is charged with cowardice in the face of the enemy. In the position of General this time around is Eric Douglas' real life father Kirk, a stern and typically insane general that will rather watch his son die at the hands of a firing squad than have the whole army think he's a coward. I actually saw this tales from the crypt before i saw Paths of Glory. Its a real classic. If any one can find a copy let me know.
  • Thought I would write about this further to the comments of another writer, who suggested it was impossible to get hold of.

    It was screened on UK TV on the SciFi channel on 28th May 2001.

    If you are desperate to see it - it's still out there. I wouldn't recommend it if you are a Brad Pitt fan though. Film is awful, and he doesn't look his best.
  • As a young lad I had the opportunity to see this "film", and allthough it had nothing compared to Tales from the Crypt, or Twilight Zone - hell, The Hitchiker was better - but I still thought that the plot in each story still had an edge...just that it wasn't that sharp...and it still managed to capture and hold that strange feeling when you don't know if you should laugh out loud, turn it off and something worth while, or maby just see it for what it is - A movie that's very idea (as so many have) that it IS bad. After all, just about everyone likes to trash a movie now and then just for fun...