This is an attempt at modernising the traditional vampire legend by having an ancient Austrian blood sucker producing a vampire serum in modern day Los Angeles.
I expected this to be a low budget, bad movie. And it is. Bad acting, cheap sets, laughable car chases and poor effects, terrible continuity, silly plot and a few gratuitous female topless shots thrown in to stimulate some interest. With its mulleted hero and chunky PCs it looks very dated.
Thankfully it is occasionally of the so bad it's amusing variety at times, so I've somewhat generously scored it 3/10 as it did make me chuckle a few times.
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Stevieboy6669 December 2019
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A really terrible movie, really low-budget, with terrible acting, a convoluted and inane plot, a modest reworking of the vampire tales mixed with modern science.
The result is a total mess, without meaning for most parts, with very limited and cheap effects. It is not even fun, like several of the low budget independent movies of this kind
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This kind of movie defies description. Could anyone have been "inspired" to make it? It's so difficult to get a movie made in Hollywood, let alone get it distributed in any way. How did this thing come in to existence? It's the type of movie that doesn't look like it can have been created, it was just sort of puked up, like a hairball, and someone swept it up and stuck it on the shelf in a particularly low-rent video store. There's no violence, a little boring softcore sex, pathetic acting and nothing engaging to watch. Which is unfortunate because the director seems to have had an idea about film--the opening with the three guys running around is fantastic, I was pulled in immediately. Moments later I found myself thinking about all the chores I had to do, and watching this shovel-full of pseudo-thriller vampire offal made me WANT to do chores instead of watch t.v. And that, at least, really IS scary!
The only treat I found was an extended car chase around Sherman Oaks in 1993, the Tower Records area where I used to hang out during that era. It's all changed now, which is a bummer.
See what I mean? How can you talk about a movie this dull without getting distracted? Oh well, I bought it in the Brentwood "Blood Thirst" 4-pack for "The Passing" which is a thoroughly remarkable and surprising low-budget film and worth the price. See that one instead of this, if you can. -
Golden_Brown13 November 2004Bought for £1, Project Vampire is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Wooden acting,lame effects and a terrible storyline all add up to be a movie you have no reason to even want to see. PV is one of those movies that don't even have the good grace to be bad in an enjoyable way, instead this bile seems to try to make itself as offensively dull,stupid and crap as humanly possible.
A vampire has created a serum he sells to old people as a life-enhancer, and those who take it fall under his control. A former lab intern teams up with a nurse to try and stop him. Someone should have stopped the makers of this rubbish.
No one has any reason to see this movie, and I am actually appalled at the human race on the grounds that at time of writing 2 people have given this atrocity 10 out of 10. -
zeppo-24 January 2005How poor is this movie? Well, I got it less than two months ago and can hardly remember what it was about...
I also paid a £1 for this on DVD, the old story of 'put-a-new-cover-on-the-box-and-some-fool-will-buy-it' syndrome. All I really recall it that the cast ran around a lot, use of cars must have been too above the budget and that a vampire was involved. Then again, guess you could know that from the film's title.
Straight to video rubbish or straight to cheap-jack DVD as it is now. This stuff will be in the bargain bins at rental shops, supermarkets and charity shops until the death of the sun. Only cockroaches will rule the earth but this trash will still be around. God bless the dawn of the DVD age.... -
jamspoon29 December 2006A friend of mine loves tacky horror films so I often get to see low budget stuff like this. This is, however the first time I have been compelled to write a review of one...
Put simply this is probably the worst film I have ever seen! Even worse then Boggy Creek II!
The entire budget for the film seems to have been spent on a brief scene in the middle when Dr. Klaus stands in this chamber thing & turns all vampire-ish.
The only good thing to say about it is that it was hilarious after a few beers (but for all the wrong reasons). -
hurst-6639115 April 2024Hands down best film I've seen that came from the bargain basket in poundstretcher. From the talented cast to the rich story i would advise any horror fan to watch this!
My only advice would be to not watch around halloween or with children around as some scenes are truly some of the most bloodiest i have ever seen.
If theres anything i could fault, its that a sequel was never produced although i hold out hope that a potential remake will one day come to surface.
Im currently on my 765th watch and love it that much i give a copy to all my friends and family whenever i see them, even if they do put it straight in the bin. -
There's no end to my contrarianism today. First I write a review saying how I believe that The Godfather, Part III (1990) is as good as Part II (1974), then I write how horrible I thought Female Vampire (aka Les Avaleuses, 1973) was, and now here I am against the grain again--telling you about how I thought Project Vampire was a pretty good film. I was actually tempted to give it an 8 out of 10, or a "B" for much of its length, so my 7 is a high 7.
Maybe it's that I watch a lot of low-budget dreck. I'm on a never-ending (maybe futile) quest to watch every horror film ever made, so I see a lot of super-low budget stuff like Back Woods (2001), Night of Horror (1978), Blood Cult (1985), The Black (not Blair) Witch Project (2001) and Insaniac (2002). Many of those kinds of films are complete messes. Often all of the technical elements are bad, including the sound, cinematography, lighting, editing, etc. The performances are bad. The scripts are bad. Often it's clear that the cast and crew weren't even trying to make a decent film.
Project Vampire comes from a comparable budget to those films. But even though it has some problems, director/writer/art-director Peter Flynn has made a work that easily compares to films with much higher budgets and casts/crews with far more experience.
Project Vampire begins with three men in lab coats running through the streets of Los Angeles. A car is chasing them. It's late at night and they can't find a place to hide. Finally the car catches up to them, but two of the men manage to get away again, even though they end up beaten and bruised. We end up following one of them, Victor Hunter (Brian Knudson). He eventually runs into a nurse, Sandra Jensen (Mary Louise Gemmill). She wants to take him to be looked at, but when she discovers his unusually low body temperature and slow heartbeat, she takes his reserve more seriously. As a doctor friend says, with the stats that Victor has, he should be dead. And maybe he is. The plot revolves around a grand sci-fi horror scheme to develop vampirism serums and anti-serums--"Project Vampire". The three men were running to escape the "evil genius" behind the plan, but the mastermind can't let them get away, or they may blow the lid off of the whole operation.
The first thing that is evident while watching Project Vampire is that Flynn certainly knows how to direct--even though this was his first film. He blocks scenes well, they're well shot, well lit (especially those difficult to execute night scenes), well edited and the action is clearly conveyed. Prior to directing Project Vampire, Flynn had worked as an art director, construction foreman and even a cinematographer on other films. So he probably picked up a lot from those experiences.
More surprising, perhaps, is that the cast does a mostly admirable job. Sure, there are a couple occasions where a bit of amateurism shows through--there are some awkwardly delivered lines--but for the vast majority of the cast members, this was their first film. Flynn made a smart move in that all of the female cast members are beautiful, even those in smaller roles, but he made an even smarter move in picking a skilled, charismatic cast. Knudson is likable as the lead. So is the very attractive Jensen. Myron Natwick, as Dr. Frederick Klaus, one of the few experienced actors in the cast, has an almost Udo Kier-like vibe going. His gorgeous assistant/partner Heidi (Paula Randol-Smith) conveys that she may be the most evil of the bunch, as she seems to be manipulating and controlling things behind the scenes. There is also a fair amount of comic relief, often coming from Dr. Lee Fong (Christopher Cho).
Flynn and his crew show that they have a great eye for sets and locations. The beginning takes place in greater L.A.'s semi-urban wastelands, which helps create the perfect atmosphere of desolation for our three "heroes" on the run. There are later external daytime shots set in industrial areas. Flynn picks intriguingly painted and textured buildings for backdrops to his action. There are a number of stylistic interior shots with unusual lighting.
Although Project Vampire may be short on deaths and graphic violence, those that are present are respectable, as are the limited effects and make-up. Flynn even gives us a bit of gratuitous nudity. But he always lets the story and the ideas take precedence, as he should. Still, he goes to the trouble of hiring a performer for a fire suit stunt in the climax--a relative rarity at this budget level.
The biggest problem with Project Vampire is that the overall story is a bit muddled. In the details, the script is fine. It's only if you take a step back and assess the larger picture that it begins to fall apart a bit. It's not clear just what the point of the widespread vampirism project will be for Dr. Klaus, and it's not necessarily clear why our heroes are on the run as they are, why the henchman who are after them would make such an effort, and so on. In the details, though, the story is intriguing. There are elements similar to Blade suggested in the antidote, the "warring" factions of vampires, and perhaps even in the desire for a vampirism spread.
But this is not really the film to focus on broader arcs. If you watch Project Vampire while thinking about how well Flynn achieved the fine-grained basics of good film-making, especially in comparison to like efforts by lesser talents, there's a good chance you'll come away at least slightly impressed. -
lordzedd-31 July 2006This movie must have had a really low budget, but low doesn't always mean bad. The writing was good, the cinematography is good. The film quality was bad, lighting could have been better. The vampire effects were standard, but the unique concept works. A vampire mad scientist trying to cure the affliction to light so vampires can rule the world. The basic good vs. evil morality play. The acting was a tad corny at best. Less face it, it's far from a perfect movie. But I've seen far worse with much higher budgets. Look at BATTLEFIELD EARTH for example. I think the director, effects man and the whole cast did the best they could with the budget they had and I think they did a damn fine job. I give it...6 STARS
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azathothpwiggins24 May 2022A man escapes from the titular "Project Alpha", a plot to create an army of vampires that can withstand sunlight. Now, he must battle the myriad undead minions, leading up to the ultimate showdown with the sinister scientist behind it all.
PROJECT ALPHA is a decent story that's ruined by unbelievably bad acting and miserable dialogue. Nothing takes you out of a movie quicker than non-thespians who seem to have been handed their scripts moments before the cameras started rolling!
FOR ADDED HILARITY: Check out the bald, leather-jacketed Terminator clone! Mirthful indeed...