The Caveman's Valentine (2001)

Ann Magnuson: Moira

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Quotes 

• Moira Leppenraub : [after Romulus shows up bruised and bloody]  What happened to you?

  Romulus Ledbetter : Your brother's hit men tried to run me over.

  Moira Leppenraub : [laughs]  Photographers do not have hit men, Romulus.

  Romulus Ledbetter : Yeah? Well, you tell that to No-Face with the gun.

  Moira Leppenraub : You're psychotic, aren't you?

  Romulus Ledbetter : I... I have brain typhoons.

  Moira Leppenraub : Brain typhoons?

  Romulus Ledbetter : Swarms of moth-seraphs howl in my skull. Lies vex them.

  Moira Leppenraub : Then you'll understand if I don't invite you in.

  Romulus Ledbetter : Mm-hmm.

• Moira Leppenraub : Arnold tells me you're a genius.

  Romulus Ledbetter : At what?

  Moira Leppenraub : Music.

  Romulus Ledbetter : Oh - is that all?

  Moira Leppenraub : Why, is there more?

  Romulus Ledbetter : Well, I can put a lit match in my mouth, and when the lights are out I look like a jack-o-lantern.