Ace Barker
Penrod Barker (voice)
Skeeter the Smoker
Sammy the Eater
The Secretary
The Scratcher
Deputy Horn
The 10 year-old Ace
The 10 year-old Haywood
The 19 year-old Ace
The 19 year-old Haywood
Old Man Wilson
Ace's Girlfriend
The Girl-in-the-box
Soldier
Barbershop patron