The Way of the Gun (2000)
Benicio Del Toro: Harold Longbaugh
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Quotes
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Longbaugh : There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
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Longbaugh : You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.
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Longbaugh : I've been watching them pile up. Nightstick, flashlight, bulletproof vest.
Joe Sarno : Fuckin' utility belts, right?
Longbaugh : Fuckin' sign on his head reading "Why Bother?"
Joe Sarno : Hey, they love to say shit like "ascertain".
Longbaugh : "Surveillance."
Joe Sarno : "Affirmative."
Longbaugh : "I need backup."
Joe Sarno : "Adjudicate."
Longbaugh : "Adjudicate"?
Joe Sarno : Yeah, well...
Longbaugh : But, you know, then you got the other side. You got these trigger-happy cocksuckers all about the shooting and posturing and 'you don't know who I am' kind of thing..."I been to prison."
Joe Sarno : 'cuase you got caught, dumb fuck.
Longbaugh : These days, they want to be criminals more than they want to commit crime.
Joe Sarno : Well that's... that's not just crime. That's the way of the world.
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Longbaugh : We die here, we die alone
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Longbaugh : I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer : I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh : I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer : I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh : You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer : And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh : I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer : No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh : Have you ever asked?
Interviewer : No.
Longbaugh : You should.
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Longbaugh : Why's that such a big deal?
Interviewer : Because no one brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh : 'Course they don't, it's sick.
Interviewer : You brought it up!
Longbaugh : Only to say I never did it.
Interviewer : I didn't ask you that.
Longbaugh : [smiling] You should.
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Longbaugh : A heart is the only thing that has value. If you have one, get rid of it.
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Longbaugh : Wanna get out now? Wanna quit? This is never gonna come your way again.
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Longbaugh : If I wanna hit her, I hit. If I wanna miss her, I miss.