Logan / Zombie Sex Fiend / That Scumbag Garcia
Detective Martin Manners (as Steven Sheppard)
Detective Orville Sloane
Jack
Barney
Shower Girl
S&M Amazon (as Jenn O'Cide)
Camping Girl (as Drew Burymore)
Doll Lover
Fan Man
Bondage Boy
Frank - Police Dispatch (voice)
Maggie, Sloane's Sister
The Lord of the Satanites
Satanite (as 'Scary' Larry Gygax)
Satanite
Shower Girl (voice) (uncredited)