Jackie Zelinski (as Monica Serene Garnich)
Hendrix O'Hara
Honey O'Hara
Sam Zelinski
Brandon O'Hara
Caitlin O'Hara
Elliot
Maggie
Bones
Zack Behorkis
Attorney Kibble
Judge Hemple
Social Worker
Sheriff
Process Server / Bike Rider
(voice)