- B.A.H. Humbug: [singing] Christmas trees are brightly lighted/ Around the world, the church bells ring/ Big and small, all are invited/ To the birthday party of the King/ Mighty prince and humble peasant/ Each must choose a gift to bring/ Do you have a birthday present/ For the birthday party of the King?/ Once wise men came in His honor/ Bringing frankincense, myrrh, and gold/ But what is gold to a Ruler/ Who has all the stars to hold?/ Do you know what gift will please Him?/ Praise Him more than anything/ Bring a heart that truly loves Him/ To the birthday party of the King/
- Martha Cratchit: [singing] There is a spirit in the world of generosity/ That brings good things to all of us, whoever we may be/ So I believe in Santa Claus, for it can't be denied/ That he is generosity personified/ Yes, there is a Santa Claus for children everywhere/ Though you may watch the chimney tops and never see him there/ People say his magic sleigh flies in the sky above/ But you might find it anywhere you find unselfish love/ Oh, yes, he really does exist/ And Santa Claus will live/ As long as hearts can realize/ How good it feels to give/ So when you are feeling blue/ Keep up your hopes, because/ If there is kindness in this world/ There is a Santa Claus/
- Martha Cratchit, Tiny Tim: [singing] Yes, there is a Santa Claus/
- B.A.H. Humbug: [Scrooge puts on a top hat and gets ready to leave in his nightgown] Hey! You can't go out like that!
- Ebenezer Scrooge: But I have to do my Christmas shopping!
- B.A.H. Humbug: Without your pants?