Invader ZIM (2001–2006)

Andy Berman: Dib Membrane, Dib, Kids, Blotchtarian, Brent, Busboy, Crowd Choir, Crowd Member #2, Dib's Computer, Dibship, Ghost, Irken, Larb, Man, Nightmare Dib, SIR Walla, Slaves, Sobbing Kid, Steve, Tae, Video Kids, Willy

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Quotes 

• Dib : You're just jealous...

  Zim : This has nothing to do with jelly!

• Zim : Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!

  Dib : I don't wanna watch that.

  Zim : Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

• Dib : [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters]  Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.

• Tak : The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!

  Dib : Wait, is there really a difference?

• Dib : My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

• [Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm] 

  Zim : [to self]  Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.

  Dib : [to gir]  Hey! Go away!

  GIR : Okey dokey!

  [flies away] 

• Dib : [commenting on the school's fundraising video]  Why don't they take the money spent on candy and prizes and use it to buy desks?

  Ms. Bitters : That answer wasn't in the video.

• Dib : You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!

  Zim : Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.

  Dib : No I - Wait a minute, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?

• Zim : You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

  Dib : ...Ok... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said...

• Dib : [out of breath]  Sorry... I'm late... horrible nightmare visions!

  Ms. Bitters : It's called life Dib, sit down!

• Dib : [breaks a pencil in half and sticks one half up his nose]  Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

  Ms. Bitters : How far in your brain?

  Dib : ...pretty far...

  Ms. Bitters : Alright. Take the auxiliary hall pass.

  [Points to a radiator with "HALL PASS" spray painted on it] 

• Dib : We can't leave him like this! He's vulnerable! We can stop his reign of terror!

  Gaz : All I want is to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!

  Dib : REIGN OF TERROR, GAZ! REIGN OF TERROR!

• Zim : At the end of this wormhole lies... A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!

  Dib : NOOOO!... wait a minute, did you say a room with a moose?

  Zim : Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?

  Dib : ...Um no... What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose in it? I mean, yeah that's a big moose, but really?

  Zim : Oh, I will show you! Prepare your bladder for emanate release!

• [Dib's hand gets bit by a dog and he sucks on the wound] 

  Dib : Hey... I'm delicious...

  [Dib runs up to Gaz and holds out his hand] 

  Dib : Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!

  [Gaz backs away slowly and runs off] 

• Dib : That's it Zim! This has to stop!

  Zim : I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

  Dib : Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!

  Zim : I've been working out.

  Zim : [hacks up a child's intestine and slurps it back up, then opens his mouth to reveal the stolen organs in his throat] 

  Dib : You think you can fool a trained medical professional?

  Zim : Yes.

  Dib : I suppose you've got a heart in there?

  Zim : Six of them.

  Dib : Intestines?

  Zim : Large or small?

  Dib : Spleen?

  Zim : In three different colors.

  Dib : What about lungs?

  Zim : [pauses for a second, then uses his robotic spider legs to lift himself into the ceiling to go find lungs] 

  Dib : You won't find lungs on my watch Zim!

• Dib : You see Gaz, to defeat my enemy, I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy, then wear my enemy's clothes, and then...

  Gaz : [interrupts Dib]  You're in my light.

• Dib : Today things are gonna change! I'm not just gonna sit back and watch Zim get away with his things he do!

  Gaz : [mocking Dib]  Things he do? What's your problem?

• Zim : As soon as we defeat Tak I'm going to feed your brains to my robot!

  Dib : Deal!

  Gir : YAY BRAINS!

• [after Zim has harvested organs from children to appear more human] 

  Dib : Your stupid plan won't work Zim, you'll never pull this off...

  Zim : You speak craziness Earth boy! More organs means more human! It will work!

• Dib : Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a freak! You're just stupid!

• [aliens have mistaken Zim for a Human and abducted him] 

  Zim : But I'm not Human!

  [Zim takes off his disguise] 

  Zim : See! Not Human! I can see how you could be fooled but...

  Alien 1 : You are Human! We have proof!

  [plays a video of Zim and Dib in school] 

  Dib : I know what you are Zim!

  Zim : Yup! I'm Human! Human! Human! Human! Just look at my neck!

  [video ends] 

  Zim : ...I was lying! Surely you've heard of the mighty Irken race?

  Alien 2 : Nope! We don't get that TV no more!

• Dib : Gaz, I'm trapped in a frozen wasteland!

  Gaz : Who isn't?

• Dib : What does identifying blotches have to do with our future careers?

  Ms. Bitters : Oh, you poor doomed child.

• [Gaz grabs a baseball bat and proceeds to go to the mall to get a Game Slave 2] 

  Professor Membrane : Wait, where do you think you're going?

  Gaz : To the mall. Game Slave 2 goes on sale at midnight! I need one!

  Professor Membrane : Oh, alright then, have fun! Just one thing, take your brother with you, it can be dangerous out there!

  Gaz : That's what the bats for.

  [a robotic claw takes the bat away from Gaz] 

  Gaz : Awww

  Dib : [getting ready to watch his favorite show]  I've been waiting all night to see this, she can wait to get her stupid game!

  Professor Membrane : Son, video games development hand eye coordination and make kids into better human beings!

  Dib : Oh ok, but only after the show is over.

  Gaz : [growls in anger] 

• Dib : I don't know what you're up to Zim, but I'm going to stop you!

  Zim : I'm infecting the city with genetically enhanced vermin, but you'll never know!

  Dib : You just told me...

  Zim : YOU'RE LYING!

• [Dib contacts Professor Membrane] 

  Professor Membrane : Not now son! I'm right in the middle of...

  Dib : But dad, it's Santa! He's evil and he wants to annihilate all mankind!

  Professor Membrane : I knew this day would come! Son, I'm giving you full access to the anti-Santa arsenal I made when I was a child. Good luck destroying Santa! And Merry Christmas.

• Zim : VICTORY!

  Dib : What do you mean victory? Your robot exploded and you didn't destroy me!

  Zim : It was a trick! Yes, my plan was to um, steal this camera from you, so that you couldn't show these pictures! Ha!

• Dib : Dad, this is Zim. You know, the alien.

  Professor Membrane : And what country is the little green boy from?

• Professor Membrane : Good morning son, your little foreign friend is here to see you.

  [gestures at Zim] 

  Dib : Dad! That's the alien! THE ALIEN!

  Professor Membrane : [chuckles]  Of course he is! You two have fun!

  [leaves the room] 

• Zim : Ha! That's a good one! Help you? Why should I help you?

  Dib : Hey I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognas!

  Zim : YOUR'RE MAKING IT UP!

  Dib : Look it's my sister...

  Zim : Forgot it Dib! Gnomes, away with him!

  [the Gnomes remove Dib from Zim's lawn] 

• Dib : Look Gaz, we've only seen what's come to us from out there. Don't you want to just fly out there and see it all?

  Gaz : [shrugs]  Eh.

• Zim : I'm not here because I like you Dib! I'm here for your filthy gargantuan head!

  Dib : Oh, now it's gargantuan!

• Gaz : SECURITY!

  Dib : Not the dolls! No!

  Gaz : I programmed them to feed on Human flesh!