A Muppet Family Christmas (TV Movie 1987) Poster

(1987 TV Movie)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Statler, Beaker, Gladys the Cow, Two-Headed Monster, Snowman

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Quotes 

  • Statler : We'd *love* to see your act.

    Waldorf : But we'd hate to *miss* your act.

    Statler : In fact, we'd love to *hate* your act!

    [they cackle] 

  • Snowman : But it's always cold at Christmas.

    Fozzie Bear : Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.

    Snowman : That's reindeer.

    Fozzie Bear : No, that's SNOW, DARLING!

  • Snowman : Hey, Fozzie.

    Fozzie Bear : Yes, Mr. Snowman?

    Snowman : Did you hear about the church that burned down?

    Statler , Waldorf : Holy smoke!

    [they cackle] 

  • Kermit : Where is your partner?

    Fozzie Bear : Outside.

    Kermit : Outside? Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.

    Fozzie Bear : It's not cold.

    Kermit : It *is* cold!

    Fozzie Bear : It's not cold.

    Snowman : [entering the house]  Can I come in and warm up?

    Fozzie Bear : Okay, so it's cold.

  • Snowman : [to Doc]  You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!

  • Statler : Well, you know what they say...

    Waldorf : If you can't stand the heat, get outta the farmhouse!

    [they laugh] 

  • Janice : [bringing out a basket of Christmas cookies]  Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!

    Cookie Monster : COOKIE!

    [gobbles up the whole basket, as Animal watches in amazement] 

    Cookie Monster : [going]  Oh, thank you!

    Janice : Who was that strange blue creature?

    Animal : Dat my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!

  • Statler : These two comics were made for each other.

    Waldorf : Hm?

    Statler : The snowman's ice cold, and the bear's not so hot!

    [they laugh] 

  • Fozzie Bear : Wow, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!

    Snowman : Actually, I'm a "snooman".

    Fozzie Bear : What's a "snooman"?

    Snowman : Nothing's "a-snoo," man! What's "snoo" with you?

  • Janice : [on the film, baby Animal pops through a gift's wrapping]  Oh, Animal...

    All Muppets : [In the current day he tears through the film's screen, laughing as the others groan]  OH, ANIMAL!

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


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