A Muppet Family Christmas (1987 TV Movie)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Statler, Beaker, Gladys the Cow, Two-Headed Monster, Snowman
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Quotes
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Snowman : But it's always cold at Christmas.
Fozzie Bear : Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.
Snowman : That's reindeer.
Fozzie Bear : No, that's SNOW, DARLING!
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Snowman : Hey, Fozzie.
Fozzie Bear : Yes, Mr. Snowman?
Snowman : Did you hear about the church that burned down?
Statler , Waldorf : Holy smoke!
[they cackle]
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Kermit : Where is your partner?
Fozzie Bear : Outside.
Kermit : Outside? Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.
Fozzie Bear : It's not cold.
Kermit : It *is* cold!
Fozzie Bear : It's not cold.
Snowman : [entering the house] Can I come in and warm up?
Fozzie Bear : Okay, so it's cold.
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Snowman : [to Doc] You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!
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Janice : [bringing out a basket of Christmas cookies] Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!
Cookie Monster : COOKIE!
[gobbles up the whole basket, as Animal watches in amazement]
Cookie Monster : [going] Oh, thank you!
Janice : Who was that strange blue creature?
Animal : Dat my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!
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Fozzie Bear : Wow, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!
Snowman : Actually, I'm a "snooman".
Fozzie Bear : What's a "snooman"?
Snowman : Nothing's "a-snoo," man! What's "snoo" with you?
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Janice : [on the film, baby Animal pops through a gift's wrapping] Oh, Animal...
All Muppets : [In the current day he tears through the film's screen, laughing as the others groan] OH, ANIMAL!