Stuart Dorfman / Various Roles
Self / Various Roles
Smapul / Bartender / Various Roles
Bubba / Black Woman
Yoda / Lt. Dan (as Joseph Griffo)
James Bond
Security Guard / Defense Attorney
Bandito #1 / The Judge (as Herb Jefferson)
Sixth Sense Kid
Pizza Parlor Manager (as Michael Pasternack)
Tom Cruise
Godfather
Austin Powers Model
Finniky Starbucks Customer
Blockbuster Clerk
Old Lady Spy
Man Under Mask
Bones
Assistant Director (as Ruthie Redfern)
Pizza Lady
Blair Witch Actress
Blair Witch Actor
Spock
Bandito #2
Close Encounters Mom
Close Encounters Kid
Adrienne
Girl Scout #1
Girl Scout #2
Man on Tape Recorder (voice)
Elderly Dortios Lady
Elderly Man in Parking Lot
Pizza Givaway Guy
Confetti Girl
Karate Kid
Sand Throwing Kid
James Bond's Date
Kirk
Pizza-Eating Kid / Customer in Starbucks (uncredited)
Customer in Starbucks (uncredited)
Various People in Background (uncredited)