Chris Myers / Keyman
Karen Myers
Popeye
Cynthia Gates
Betty
Can Man
Skinny Howard
Bear
Julian
Little Girl
James (as Matthew Greer)
Brad
Window Washer
Sgt. Smith
Preacher
Cub Scout
Policewoman (as Melinda Ramos Renna)
Mr. Elroy
Morgue Attendant
Radio Personality (voice) (as Brad Barton)
The Doctor
Secretary / Caller
6 month old Joshua
Baby Joshua
Homeless Mother
Fire Captain
Neighbor
Funeral Minister
Caller (voice)
Homeless man (uncredited)