Becca
Kate (as Jenny McCarthy)
Tabitha
Tom
George
Sue
Ross Giggins
Cindy
Carson Ward (as Tim Stack)
Elaine
Diane
Trooper Champlin
Cody
Brenda Meeks
Father Muldoon
Mahalik
Toilet Guy
CJ
Rapper #1
Rapper #2 (as Doron Bell Jr.)
Simon Cowell
Fat Joe
Sayaman
Annie
Mr. Meeks (as William Taylor)
Mrs. Meeks
Ralph
Mr. Meek's Brother
Brenda's Grandmother
Tabitha's Mother
Guy in Chair
Tabitha's Voice (voice)
Aunt ShaNeequa
Orpheus
MJ
Zubie (as Deejay Jackson)
President Harris
John Wilson
Agent Thompson
Architect
Alien #1
Alien #2
Native American #1
Native American #2
Native American #3
Tracheotomy Man
Tracheotomy Wife
Girl Scout
Tammy Fae Baker
Secret Serviceman Jones
P Masters
Macy Gray
Redman
Method Man
Raekwon
RZA (as The RZA)
U-God
Sweet Tabitha
Wedding Guest
Mini Tabitha (uncredited)