Kingdom Hospital (2004)
Andrew McCarthy: Dr. Hook
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Quotes
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Dr. Hook : [Dr. Hook is teasing Elmer about a joke he pulled using a corpse's head] Hey, Elmer. Lost your head lately? Given the head to anyone lately?
Dr. Elmer Traff : I'm not sure I follow.
Dr. Hook : Well, here's a little heads up, I need a copy of a certain anesthesiology report
Dr. Elmer Traff : I can't cross Stegman, half of whatever marbles he had have gotten lost since he came here!
Dr. Hook : Then I'll turn the head into Havens. With the eyeglasses.
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Otto : [Otto stares at the security monitor and cries out in surprise when he sees Mary Jensen on the screen] ... Is someone there? Little girl?
Dr. Hook : [Suddenly Dr. Hook comes in and startles him] Looking at girls is thirsty work, Otto. So, I brought you this.
[Hook holds up a can of soda]
Otto : [sounding annoyed] ... You scared the hell out of me. Have you seen Blondie?
Dr. Hook : No.
Otto : [confused] ... Well, did you see a little girl? She's been wandering the hallways and Dr. James is going to be very upset about it!
Dr. Hook : [laughing] I have NEVER seen Dr. James upset.
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Sally Druse : Oh, you're not afraid of Dr. Stegman, I know you're not.
Dr. Hook : Maybe not, but I am afraid of what Nat Rickman might think if I let Kingdom Hospital's most notorious psychic hypochondriac use her neurologically-impaired husband as a ouija board.
Sally Druse : Oh, 'scuze me, I am *not* a hypochondriac.