Saved! (2004)

Patrick Fugit: Patrick

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Quotes 

• Paramedic : I only got room for one of you.

  Dean : I'm the father...

  Patrick : I'm the boyfriend...

  Mitch : [points to Dean]  I'm HIS boyfriend.

  Paramedic : That's nice, but I still only got room for one of you.

• Patrick : Mary, you want to go out sometime?

  Mary : What? Are you going to take me out on your "scooter"?

  Patrick : Come on, I'm like, totally adorable, besides, it would drive Hilary Faye crazy.

  Mary : I can't. I'm... not dating right now.

  Patrick : What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?

• Patrick : [about her corsage]  I bought both red and yellow, because I didn't know... which...

  Mary : But Patrick -

  [gestures to her pregnant belly] 

  Patrick : Mary? Honestly? It doesn't matter to me.

• Pastor Skip : Patrick, this is not a gray area.

  Patrick : Dad, it's all a gray area.

  Pastor Skip : THE BIBLE IS BLACK AND WHITE!

• Mary : What? Did they send you over so you could strap me onto the back of your scooter?

  Patrick : "Scooter"? Mary, this is a Vespa.

• [during the school assembly, Cassandra stands up and begins yelling in Spanish] 

  Tia : [thinking]  Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues!

  [Cassandra rips open her shirt] 

  Roland : She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus!

  Patrick : [thinking]  She is, she's going to show her boobs!

  [looking horrified, Hilary Faye stands up at the podium] 

  Hilary Faye : She's saying she has a hot pussy!

  [the word "pussy" is bleeped out by microphone feedback] 

• Patrick : I like you, Mary. I do. God gave us free will, and that day at Hilary Faye's, you weren't afraid to use it. You inspired me. You amaze me, Mary.

• Patrick : Come here. Sorry

  [as he walks in front of people] 

  Mary : What are you doing, Patrick?

  Patrick : I just wanna see what's in here.

  Mary : But...

  Patrick : No, no, come on.

  Mary : No! We're not allowed...

  Patrick : Just for a second.

  Mary : I don't think we should be in here.

  Patrick : Yes, yes we should definitely be in here.

  Mary : No.

• Pastor Skip : [after Patrick suggests his parents should have divorced]  Because divorce is not part of God's plan.

  Patrick : Dad, you need to think of a new plan.

• Hilary Faye : Want to get something to eat with us?

  Patrick : We're going to DQ.

  Cassandra : Why? So we can watch Hilary Faye try to get into your Easter basket? No thanks.