Chris
Annie
John
Cora
Jessie
Lawrence
Rod (as Ciaran Hinds)
Celia
Marie
Ruth
Eddie
Richard
Frank
Kathy
May
Trudy
Jem (as John-Paul Macleod)
Gaz
Danny
Maya
Brenda Mooney
Eddie's Woman
Andy
Julia
Jenny
Policeman
W.I. Administrator 1
W.I. Administrator 2
Check-In Stewardess
Bike Man
Bookshop Owner
Chemist's Assistant
Holiday Speaker
Orchid Photographer
Lecherous Photographer
Welsh Photographer
Student Photographer
Policeman 2
Policeman 3 (as Shameer Madarbakus)
W.I. Judge
Waiter
Sofa Salesman
TV Reporter (as Sharon Thomas)
News Presenter
Seed Company Manager
Alan Rathbone
Charity Chicken Worker
Lycra Cyclist 1
Lycra Cyclist 2
Jem's Friend 1
Jem's Friend 2
Husband 1 (as Paul McLeary)
Husband 2
Jay Leno
Hotel Manager
Larry
Bellboy
Anthrax
Anthrax (as Scott Ian Rosenfeld)
Hotel Registration
Highgyll W.I. Lady
Self (as Roy the Postman)
Paparazzo (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Personal Assistant (uncredited)
Journalist (uncredited)