Alienated (2003–2004)
Robert Clarke: Carter Treehorn, Self
Quotes
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[sitting together in a boat, talking]
Roger Blundell : Oh, come on! It was Child Services, and they're gonna pay for what they've done to us!
Carter Treehorn : Did they seem unusually preoccupied with your alien encounter?
Sarah Blundell : Yes.
Roger Blundell : That doesn't prove anything.
[rises]
Roger Blundell : I'm going to get this guy to turn around.
Carter Treehorn : Did they give you an anal probe?
[boat horn blows. Roger's face falls. He sits down again]
Roger Blundell : They said it was a prostate exam.
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Carter Treehorn : [to Sarah] The only thing I can think of is that you have some sort of parasite in your system devouring the food you eat.
Cameron Blundell : You mean a... tapeworm?
Carter Treehorn : Yes.
Isabelle Blundell : Ew!
Sarah Blundell : Well, so it's not alien-related, then?
Carter Treehorn : Oh, no, it's alien.