Prince William
Prince Charles
Anthony Griffiths (Tony)
Prince Harry
James Clavier
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Squiggy Clavell
Queen Mother
Queen Elizabeth
Lawrence Philpott
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Advisor #1
Tiggy Legge-Bourke
Papparazzi
Housemate #4
Housemate #2
Blond Club Girl
Prince Philip
Driving Examiner
Flight Attendant
Paparazzi
Housemate #3
Thomas Reading
Princess Diana
Detective #1
Housemate #1
Detective #2
Advisor #2
Club Guy
Old Woman
Laura Parker-Bowles
Lenny
Tom Parker-Bowles
Extra
Bar Patron
Matron