Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe) (as Misty Mundae)
Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)
Lisa Knoxx
Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson
Aunt Maybe (as Bubbles VaVoom)
Uncle Flem
Dr. Dowell
Queen Bee
Manholio Bar Manager
School Bully (as Justin Wingenfield)
Ring Master (as John P. Fedele)
Security Guard / Priest / Clown #3 / Leering Man #2
Clown #1 (as Terry West)
Clown #2 / Leering Man #1 / Fight Promoter / Worluman / Wrestler (as T.J. Glen)
Clown #4
Cop #1 / Diner Mala (as John Bacchus)
Cop #2
Cop #3
Sally (as Kelli Summers)
Hostage
Fly Girl (scenes deleted)
Fantasy Girl
Subway Girl (as Ruby LaRocca)
News Anchor
Masked Robber / Mr. Johnson
JJJ (as Chelsey Hampshire)
Journalist Intern
Stud Mullin
School Jock
Wrestler
Subway Kid
Janitor
Spiker Babe Photographer (as Enid Alvarez)
Brit Holiday Couple
Extra
Extra (as Brian Cheringal)