Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Shaquille O'Neal: Shaq
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Shaquille O'Neal : [screaming] Help! Help! Am I dead?
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : You're not dead. You've been taken against your will.
Shaquille O'Neal : Kobe?
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Shaquille O'Neal : [Trying to saw through his chains] AHHH! This will never work.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : Of course, he wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaquille O'Neal : You go first.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : Bullshit!
Shaquille O'Neal : Yeah, you're probably not man enough. I guess your momma was right.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : Never!
[Holds up saw]
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : Who's the coward now, momma?
[Starts cutting through his foot]
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[Dr. Phil successfully cuts off his foot]
Shaquille O'Neal : Oh, my God!
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : I did it. We're saved.
[Shaq points at the sawed off foot]
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : What's wrong?
Shaquille O'Neal : Wrong foot.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : Motherfu...
[faints]
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Shaquille O'Neal : Dr. Phil? What the hell's going on?
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw : I don't know. I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and suddenly, I woke up here. Man, those kids are gonna be pissed.