The Wedding Date (2005)
Sarah Parish: TJ
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Quotes
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TJ : Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
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TJ : [sees Kat with Jeffery] Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
Kat Ellis : You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ : You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy
TJ : [turns to Jeffery] Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
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TJ : [after seeing Nick wink] I think I've just come.
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TJ : Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
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TJ : Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
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TJ : [to Kat and Amy] The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
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TJ : [to the rest of the bachelorette party guests] Ladies, that was a top night!*top* night!