Thanksgiving Family Reunion (2003 TV Movie)
Hallie Todd: Jill Snider
Quotes
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Pauline Snider : So what are we celebrating?
Mitch Snider : Well, I'm going to give Woody one of my kidneys.
Pauline Snider : Oh that's fantastic! So what're we going to do with it?
Woodrow Snider : Okay, let's go get started on that Thanksgiving feast.
Jill Snider : What do you mean 'what're we going to do with it?'?
Mitch Snider : We're going to take it out of me and put it in Woody.
Pauline Snider : Oh... so he'll have 3?
Jill Snider : Woody told Mitch that he needed a kidney.
[to Woody]
Jill Snider : She doesn't know?
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Uncle Phil : What's the big rush? All we do there is sit on the front lawn and scream at Toyotas.
Jill Snider : That's you, Phil.
Uncle Phil : Oh yeah.
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Jill Snider : So what kind of tea is this?
Pauline Snider : Tea? It's tap water.
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Jill Snider : Are there any washing machines INSIDE the house?
Pauline Snider : No, all of our washing machines have passed away and they're not ready to be reborn yet.
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Mitch Snider : I can't believe you gave Allison permission to ride in a monster truck!
Jill Snider : I didn't, and I don't appreciate your tone!
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Pauline Snider : I put a box filled with wigs in the back incase you guys want to make it on the road.
Jill Snider : [laughing] Well if I've got kids in the car...
Pauline Snider : Oh sweet, innocent Jill, that's what gas station bathrooms are for.
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Jill Snider : Wow, this tea is really stout.
Pauline Snider : I know, it's just grass and organic toothpaste.