10-Year-Old Santiago
Hernan Munez
Mercedes
Santiago Munez
Cesar
Referee
Julio
Chinese Restaurant Manager
Val
Tom
Rory
Glen Foy
Barry Rankin
Armando
Gavin Harris
Christina
Sales Person
Erik Dornhelm
Reporter 1
Reporter 2
Immigration Official 1
Immigration Official 2
Girl
Kid 1
Kid 2
Foghorn
Phil
Walter
Bobby Redfern
Roz Harmison
Hughie McGowan
Mal Braithwaite
Carl Francis
Jamie Drew
Bluto
Des
Bouncer
Alan Shearer
Lorraine
Martin Tyler
Fan
Cleaner 1
Cleaner 2
Sister
Patient
Carol Harmison
Woman in Tower Block
Teenager
Taxi Dispatcher
Gordon
Drunk Girl
Mr. Ives
Brian Johnson
Charlie the Newcastle Fan
Sven-Göran Eriksson
David Beckham
Raúl González (as Raúl González Blanco)
Zinédine Zidane
Ground Attendant (as Shivani Ghai)
Yasin Bilge
Kid 3
Steven Taylor
Cheerleader (as Danielle Hawkins)
Gurning fan
Football Fan
Jamie
Football fan
Older Mexican Man (uncredited)
Shola Ameobi (uncredited)
Football Supporter (uncredited)
Cheerleader #6 (uncredited)
Newcastle UTD Reserve Player (uncredited)
Milan Baros (uncredited)
Rafael Benitez (uncredited)
Igor Biscan (uncredited)
Jean-Alain Boumsong (uncredited)
Lee Bowyer (uncredited)
Titus Bramble (uncredited)
Nicky Butt (uncredited)
Newcastle Reserves (uncredited)
Various (voice) (uncredited)
Stephen Carr (uncredited)
Jamie Carragher (uncredited)
Scott Carson (uncredited)
Landscaper (uncredited)
Football Fan (uncredited)
Waitress (uncredited)
Football fan (uncredited)
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Newcastle United Supporter (uncredited)
Kieron Dyer (uncredited)
NUFC Training Staff (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Amdy Faye (uncredited)
Steve Finnan (uncredited)
Luis Garcia (uncredited)
Steven Gerrard (uncredited)
Shay Given (uncredited)
Adam Gradwell (uncredited)
Jack Gustav (uncredited)
Extra - Football Supporter (uncredited)
Aaron Hughes (uncredited)
Sami Hyypiä (uncredited)
V.I.P (uncredited)
Newcastle Supporter (uncredited)
Fan Extra (uncredited)
Announcer (uncredited)
Nightclub Girl (uncredited)
Patrick Kluivert (uncredited)
Police Officer (uncredited)
Claudio (uncredited)
Soccer Player (uncredited)
Commentator (uncredited)
Morrison (uncredited)
Chinese Waitress (uncredited)
Man at the Train Station (uncredited)
Newcastle Player (uncredited)
St John's Ambulance Worker (uncredited)
Mauricio Pellegrino (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
John Arne Riise (uncredited)
Football Club Chairman (uncredited)
Laurent Robert (uncredited)
Vladimir Smicer (uncredited)
Newcastle Managers Assistant (uncredited)
Newcastle Thug (uncredited)
Press Photographer (uncredited)
Manchester United Reserve Team Player (uncredited)
Footballer (uncredited)
Chinese Chef (uncredited)
Val's Husband (uncredited)
Howard Webb (uncredited)