Dennis Miller: The Raw Feed (2003 TV Special)

Dennis Miller: Self

Quotes 

• Dennis Miller : We need a return to the basics in this country when you stop to think that only one of the three "R's" actually starts with the letter "r"

• Dennis Miller : What if all those crop circles are just huge ads for Target?

• Dennis Miller : We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra.

• Dennis Miller : Ever wonder if the crop circles were just ads for Target?

• Dennis Miller : [on Iraq]  It's time to start kicking ass and taking hyphenated names.

• Dennis Miller : [on Afghanistan]  Topographically speaking, it makes your cat's litter box look like Monet's garden...

• [on taxes] 

  Dennis Miller : I'm sick and tired of the left telling me what a fuck-up I am, and then in the same breath demanding 48% of my fucked-upedness. How's about the courtesy of a reach-around, guys?

• [on Sean Penn's visit to Iraq] 

  Dennis Miller : If only Saddam Hussein were a Paparazzi.

• Dennis Miller : I come from that earlier time in America when palm pilot was a nickname you recieved upon entering puberty! I was more than a palm pilot I was the palm Chuck Jager. Tom Wolfe wrote a book about me called "The Right Hand Stuff". I was the only guy in my class hip enough to move to the European grip.

• Dennis Miller : I was wondering if Circuit City could possibly make their receipts just a little bit longer.

• Dennis Miller : Do you know what Barbra Streisand's problem is? She thinks she's Barbra Streisand!

• Dennis Miller : [On Yoda in the latest Star Wars film]  He came out that corner with that light-sword like he had the only lighter in a crackhouse.

• Dennis Miller : Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets...

• Dennis Miller : The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.