Dave the Barbarian (2004–2005)
Jeff Bennett: Narrator, Loogo, Twinkle the Marvel Horse, Another Man, Argan, Color Announcer, Hamish, Pank, Pank Stroggle, Recruiter, Sentry on the Left, Spite of the Stump, Twinkie the Marvel Horse, Yarp
Quotes
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : I had that dream again. You know. The one where I do obscene things to penguins with a croquet mallet.
Candy : We definitely need to get you out of the stable more.
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : Storyteller: And so, the battle rages on and on, month after month, year after year...
Dave : Uh, it's only been five minutes.
Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : Storyteller: I don't know why I try.
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : Faffy couldn't help but to wonder: would the other dragons like him? Would they be nice to him or would they poke him and call him Jasper?
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : ...For it is they, they who will suffer!
Candy : Whatever. Can we go now?
[pause]
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : I made you a song... of joy.
[puts record on]
Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : [singing] I had a dream about... some shrieking rats / With red hot pokers, and big pointy hats / They didn't listen to my cries... or screams / But took their nastiness to *wild* extremes!
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : I'd like to try out for the part... of the Grim Reaper... who ushers screaming souls into the next life...
Dave : There is no Grim Reaper in this play.
Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : I could improvise!
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : And so, with a speed Dave usually reserves for fleeing in terror.
