Dave the Barbarian (2004–2005)

Erica Luttrell: Candy, Dinky, Glimia, Barbarian Woman, Big Hair Gal, Cute Li'l Girl, Filthy Pixie, Shoppin' Gal

Quotes 

• Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : I had that dream again. You know. The one where I do obscene things to penguins with a croquet mallet.

  Candy : We definitely need to get you out of the stable more.

• Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : ...For it is they, they who will suffer!

  Candy : Whatever. Can we go now?

  [pause] 

  Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : Yeah.

• Candy : This is my secret princess pad. Absolutely NOBODY else knows it's here.

  [toilet flush, and Oswidge walks out of the bathroom] 

  Oswidge : Sorry, the upstairs one wasn't working.

• Candy : He was your first owner?

  [pointing to Argon] 

  Candy : Psshaw, you're like, 20,000 years old.

  Lula the Magic Sword : [preparing to fire energy beam] 

  [shouts] 

  Lula the Magic Sword : What's your point?

  Candy : Uhh... you don't look a day older than 16,000.

• Candy : Could I BE a bigger freak?

  Lula the Magic Sword : Based on your genetics, I'd say the prospects are terrific.

• Candy : Don't mess with the prin-cess.

• Candy : Ooh, the new goats are in.

• Candy : Okay, I've figured out a way to get you and Argon back together, but you have to utterly respect my every decision.

  Lula the Magic Sword : How about, instead I don't?

  Candy : Works for me.