Entourage (2004–2011)

Jerry Ferrara: Turtle

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• Turtle : This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.

  Eric : Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?

  Vince : Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."

• Johnny Drama : If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.

  Turtle : You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

• Turtle : [looking towards the Pacific Ocean]  What direction is that?

  Johnny Drama : That's east, you idiot.

  Eric : It's west, idiot.

  [long pause] 

  Johnny Drama : Well... I mean, in NY it's east.

• [checking out Eric's new office, which consists of a card table and a chair] 

  Johnny Drama : Nothing personal, E, but this doesn't exactly say, "I'm Vincent Chase's manager."

  Turtle : Yeah, it says, "I'm *Johnny* Chase's manager."

• Vince : Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want.

  Eric : Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.

  Turtle : Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.

• Turtle : Who the fuck wants a hand job?

• Turtle : Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.

• Shauna : It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.

  Turtle : Who the fuck wants a hand job?

• Turtle : He's fuckin' a guy, you're gettin' asked out like a little bitch, I'd say it's a very big deal.

• Turtle : I thought he quit?

  Johnny Drama : Cigarettes, not pussy.

• Turtle : Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro.

• Turtle : Fucking art, man. Fuck fucking art!