Professor Gutentaag, Pilot X, Hollywood Agents, FBI Agent, Villigers, Alien, Movievoiceguy, Chicago Mayor, Andrew B. Pirate, Newsreels
Johnny / Pauli / Mick / Mamma Atchi / Newsreels (voice)
Narrator / Andre / Andre's Dad / Newsreels (voice)
Traci Torpedoes / Robot Girlfriend / Newsreels (voice)
Cactus Rose / Myrna / Margaret / Harem / Nurse (voice)
Sammy Wasabi / Newsreels (voice)
Island Jack (voice)
Sheik Abdul / Harem Women (voice)
Loudmout Pirate / Loudmouth Drill Instructor (voice)
Baron Von Slaughter (voice)
Soldier / Newsreels (voice)
The Queen (voice)
Japanese Schoolgirl (voice)
Mermaids
Lonely Zombie (voice)
Jet Pilot (voice)
Tortured Squirrel+Misc (voice)
Jet Pilot
Happy Movie Director (voice)
Samp Beast (voice)
Battle Squirrel (voice)
Gremlins (voice)
Mermaids (voice)