Armed & Dangerous (2003 Video Game)
Pat Fraley: Captain 1, Indian Peasant, Q, Russian Captain
Quotes
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Rexus : [using a Jedi Mind trick] You don't need to see our papers.
Guards : [under Rexus's control] We don't need to see your papers.
Rexus : You're um... you're um...
Guards : [under Rexus's control] We're um... we're um...
Rexus : Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!
Guards : [under Rexus's control] Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.
Q : Tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy : No, Scottish miners!
Rome : Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.
Rexus : Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!
Guards : [drop their guns and throw their hands up] We surrender!
[run away]
Rexus : Now let's get moving, the Lady of the Pond waits.
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Rome : [examining Rexus] He's freezing, we gotta warm him up or he'll die.
Q : No problem, here's a little trick I learned back in Khalios during the Lime-Dixon War.
Rome : Good idea, mate.
Jonesy : What?
Rome : I've seen this done before. He'll split open the dead beast's stomach and then stick Rexus amongst the warm entrails. Should keep him warm for at least a day.
Jonesy : Right, I'll be off here vomiting.
Q : No, that's not necessary. Just, stick 'em in there!
[Q shoves Rexus inside a giant creature's anus. The creature wakes up and runs at fast speed with Rexus still inside]
Q : Ahh, works better when they're dead.