Armed & Dangerous (Video Game 2003) Poster

(2003 Video Game)

Brian George: Rome

Quotes 

  • Rexus : [using a Jedi Mind trick]  You don't need to see our papers.

    Guards : [under Rexus's control]  We don't need to see your papers.

    Rexus : You're um... you're um...

    Guards : [under Rexus's control]  We're um... we're um...

    Rexus : Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!

    Guards : [under Rexus's control]  Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.

    Q : Tell them they're both teapots!

    Jonesy : No, Scottish miners!

    Rome : Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.

    Rexus : Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!

    Guards : [drop their guns and throw their hands up]  We surrender!

    [run away] 

    Rexus : Now let's get moving, the Lady of the Pond waits.

  • Rome : [examining Rexus]  He's freezing, we gotta warm him up or he'll die.

    Q : No problem, here's a little trick I learned back in Khalios during the Lime-Dixon War.

    Rome : Good idea, mate.

    Jonesy : What?

    Rome : I've seen this done before. He'll split open the dead beast's stomach and then stick Rexus amongst the warm entrails. Should keep him warm for at least a day.

    Jonesy : Right, I'll be off here vomiting.

    Q : No, that's not necessary. Just, stick 'em in there!

    [Q shoves Rexus inside a giant creature's anus. The creature wakes up and runs at fast speed with Rexus still inside] 

    Q : Ahh, works better when they're dead.

  • Messenger : I am the King's messenger, Sparks. What is it you want?

    Rome : We have some demands for the King.

    Messenger : Sorry, you're going to have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. Now you're saying you're offering some Lamaze classes for the King?

    Rome : No, no, *demands* for the King!

    Messenger : Right, well tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.

    [later, he sees the King] 

    Messenger : Your highness.

    King : What is it they want?

    Messenger : Thank you, sir, I made it myself.

    King : [shouts]  What do they want?

    Rome : [previously]  Tell the King, we want to have a talk with him.

    Messenger : [to the king]  They want to walk with you.

    Rome : And that we have his son.

    Messenger : [to the king]  They have loads of guns so no worries there.

    Rome : Tell him we want Lilly back.

    Messenger : [to the king]  They say they want their willies back.

    Rome : I'm starting to like this. Yeah, yeah, and some yummy food and lodging.

    Messenger : [to the King]  And after that they want a bloody lewd rogering.

  • [repeated line] 

    Rome : Ah yes, the power of the bullet.

  • Rome : [after shooting down a zeppelin]  Oh, the humanity!

See also

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