Jasmine Tyner
Hoss
Andre the Butcher
Sheriff Cooper
Cookie
Jimbo
Deputy Hollingsworth
Tober
Kristy
Narrator
Deputy Hadden
Spider
Levi
Evil Cheerleader #1
Evil Cheerleader #2
Evil Cheerleader #3
Half-Cop
Nurse April (as April Renee)
Girl in trunk
Headwound Harry
Jealous Husband
Andre's Wife
Andre's Daughter
Gooker Villain (on TV) (uncredited)
Nurse April (uncredited)