Male Prostitute
Fertility Clinic Donor
Little Elsa
Cassandra Sybil
Vito Necropolis
Elsa Letterseed
Daphne
Nurse (as Heather Dara Williams)
Adoption Agent
Dr. Merlot
Dr. Ignatious Kindle
Vinny Price
Dora
Frieda
Aunt Lolly
Deli Manager
Michael
Mother Letterseed
Betty Baron
Mr. Litigary (as Steven Vargo)
Pearl Price (as Rebecca Clouse)