Transformers (2007)

Josh Duhamel: Captain Lennox

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• [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok] 

  Captain Lennox : I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?

  USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : Pocket!

  Captain Lennox : Which pocket?

  USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : MY BACK POCKET!

  Captain Lennox : You got like ten back pockets!

  USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

• Captain Lennox : [points a gun at Simmons]  Take him to his car!

  [a standoff ensues between the Special Forces and Sector 7] 

  Tom Banachek : Whoa whoa whoa...

  Agent Simmons : Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me?

  Captain Lennox : You know, we didn't ask to be here.

  Agent Simmons : I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction...

  USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : S-7 don't exist!

  Captain Lennox : Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist.

  Agent Simmons : I'm gonna count to five, okay...

  Captain Lennox : Well, I'm gonna count to three.

  [cocks his gun] 

• [Lennox urgently calls on a cell phone as his men fight Scorponok] 

  Captain Lennox : This is an emergency Pentagon call! The Pentagon, do you understand-?

  [the window behind him explodes] 

  Captain Lennox : I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!

  International Operator : [bored]  Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak very clearly into the mouthpiece...

  Captain Lennox : I'm in the middle of a war! This is friggin' ridiculous!

• Captain Lennox : So why Earth?

  Sam Witwicky : It's the All Spark.

  Keller : All Spark? What is that?

  Sam Witwicky : Well, they came here looking for some sort of cube-looking thing. Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka MEGATRON...

  [glares at Simmons] 

  Sam Witwicky : That's what they call HIM... who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the cube to transform human technology to take over the universe. That's their plan.

• Captain Lennox : Sam! Where's the Cube?

  Sam Witwicky : Right there.

  Captain Lennox : Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!

  [sees a building] 

  Captain Lennox : That building. Okay.

  Sam Witwicky : What?

  Captain Lennox : All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.

  [hands him the flare and the All Spark] 

  Captain Lennox : Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.

  Sam Witwicky : No.

  Captain Lennox : Signal the chopper and set the flare.

  Sam Witwicky : No, no. I can't do this!

  Captain Lennox : [grabs him]  Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.

  [to Mikaela] 

  Captain Lennox : You got to go. You got to go.

  Mikaela : No, I'm not leaving.

  Captain Lennox : You need to go. Go.

  Mikaela : No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [into radio]  Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.

  Ironhide : Sam, we will protect you.

  Sam Witwicky : [breathing heavily]  Okay.

• Sarah Lennox : [about their baby daughter]  She has your laugh.

  Captain Lennox : She laughed?

  Sarah Lennox : Her first one.

  Captain Lennox : Ah... are you sure she didn't just fart?

  Sarah Lennox : [laughs]  No, she's a lady. She doesn't know you yet, but she will.

• USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead]  Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.

  [guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer...] 

  Ironhide : [transforms]  It's Starscream!

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : Please tell me you copy...

  Ironhide : Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!

  [With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer] 

  Captain Lennox : No, no, no, no... MOVE!

  Ironhide : Back up! Back up!

  Captain Lennox : RETREAT! FALL BACK!

  Ironhide : INCOMING!

  [the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground] 

  Captain Lennox : What the hell was that?

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : What are you talking about?

  Captain Lennox : What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!

• Agent Simmons : [to the Special Ops team]  All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...

  Captain Lennox : NBEs?

  Agent Simmons : Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.

• International Operator : [on the phone]  Also sir have you heard about our world-class premium package...?

  Captain Lennox : [fighting Scorponok]  NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

• Captain Lennox : Epps, the rain's coming!

  USAF Master Sgt. Epps : Right! BRING IT!

• Bumblebee : [through his radio]  "Message from Starfleet, Captain... Let's get to it!"

  Captain Lennox : He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.

  Keller : Good, right!

  Captain Lennox : But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.

  Keller : This place must have some sort of radio link.

  Agent Simmons : Yes!

  Keller : Shortwave, CV...

  Agent Simmons : Right, yes!

  Captain Lennox : [to Keller]  Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out to them... Let's move!

• USAF Staff Sergent : Sir, that tank thing's getting back up.

  Captain Lennox : These things just don't die!

  [hearing a helicopter, they turn and see Blackout land on a building behind them] 

  Captain Lennox : Oh, we're so dead.

• USAF Master Sgt. Epps : [nearly impaled by Scorponok's tail]  I thought you said that thing was dead, man!

  Captain Lennox : This thing is wicked!

• Captain Lennox : Fig, how many times must I tell you? None of us here speak Spanish!

  ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa : What's your problem, man?

  [slips into Spanish] 

  ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa : You're always annoying me with the same old sh...

• Captain Lennox , USAF Master Sgt. Epps : Heads up!

  [a water tower falls over] 

  First Sergeant Donnelly : What the heck was that?

  ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa : [in Spanish]  What the hell do you mean, what was that? That tower fell over and almost killed me! If that thing had come any closer, it would've broken my ass!

  First Sergeant Donnelly : [amused, not understanding a word]  English, dude, English...

• Captain Lennox : [fighting Devastator]  Yeah, this isn't going well!

• Captain Lennox : No friggin' way that thing's still not down...

• USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : Lennox! The heat's coming!

  Captain Lennox : Lase the target! We got a beam-rider incoming, lase the target!

• Captain Lennox : Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay?

• Captain Lennox : [to his wife Sarah]  We made one good looking kid. I know people say that a lot, but, wow. We made one good looking kid. Nice work.