Nicholas Angel
Met Sergeant
Met Chief Inspector
'Not' Janine
Bob
Dave
Bernard Cooper
Joyce Cooper
PC Danny Butterman
Roy Porter
Mary Porter
Underage Drinker #1
Underage Drinker #2
Underage Drinker #3
Sergeant Turner
Rev. Philip Shooter
Greg Prosser
Sheree Prosser
Dr. Robin Hatcher
Amanda Paver
Butcher Brother
Simon Skinner
Inspector Frank Butterman
DS Andy Wainwright
DC Andy Cartwright
Sergeant Tony Fisher
PC Bob Walker
Saxon
PC Doris Thatcher
Tom Weaver
The Living Statue
Annette Roper
Leslie Tiller
James Reaper
Tim Messenger
Peter Ian Staker
The Swan
Mr. Treacher
Peter Cocker
Michael Armstrong
Tina
George Merchant
Martin Blower
Eve Draper
Arthur Webley
Heston Services Clerk
Mrs. Reaper
Aaron A. Aaronson
Janine (uncredited)
Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)
Wesker Policeman (uncredited)
Thief Dressed as Santa (uncredited)
Crack Addict (uncredited)
Gabriel (uncredited)
PC (Eddie) One (uncredited)
The Black Cloaked Figure (uncredited)
Business Woman (uncredited)
Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)
Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)