James Sanchez (as James Vásquez)
Roxy Hymen
Brandon Bouvier
Andy Griffith
Mom
HIV Nurse
Gorilla
Steve
Troy
Dad
Rico
James Age 8
Wrestler
Married Man
Perfect Boy
Mike (as Kürt Norby)
Sally Guadalajara
Chuck
Club Kid
Howard
Madame Paula
Todd
James - Age 3
James Age 14
Coffee Girl
Cowboy (as Manuel J. Fernandes)
Woman's Group Girl
Psychic Customer
Obnoxious Tram Man
Giggly Girl 1
Giggly Girl 2
Japanese Girl
Xavier
Self
Shakespeare Musical Performers
Tram Guests
Shakespeare Musical Performer
Bartenders
Bar Patrons and Dancers
Bar Patrons and Dancers (as Michael Tieding)
Birthday Party Guests
Chuck's Sexuality Party Guests
Coffee Shop Extras
Voice-Over Talent
Women's Group Extras
James Sanchez