- Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: [Munna Bhai is slapped by a police officer] Gandhi said if you are slapped, kindly show them the other cheek!
- [he turns his other cheek toward the officer]
- Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: [the officer slaps his other cheek, Munnbhai punches him] Gandhi didn't say what to do after he hits the other one!
- Jhanvi: Do you walk on the path shown by Mahatma Gandhi?
- Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: Of course! I walk 3 miles everyday on Mahatma gandhi Street
- Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: What is on 2 october?
- Circuit: Dry Day brother.
- Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: What is Dry Day?
- Circuit: No idea brother.
- Circuit: [drunk Munan trying to put ring on Jahnvi's Finger] Bro, Third finger from the left.
- Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: Which one?
- Circuit: Third. One, Two, Three.