Postal (2007)

Seymour Cassel: Paul

Quotes 

• Peter : [as the Postal Dude is walking by]  Speaking of freaky shit, have you seen that guy's wife?

  Paul : Yeah, she's hard to miss.

  Peter : She's a good fuck though.

  Paul : You fucked her?

  Peter : Several times! She's got a clapper in her trailer. The lights go on and off and on and off!

  [laughs] 

  Peter : Makes you feel like a rock star!

  [both laugh] 

  Paul : Let's go to the trailer!

• [a woman walks by] 

  Peter : Wow! Did you see that?

  Paul : Yeah!

  Peter : One date with me and she'll look like she's been hit with a mayonnaise truck!

  [both laugh] 

• Paul : I knew this one girl that thought sperm was medicine. All she wanted to do was suck cock. Then she got three little children. So she used to put sperm into their bottles to build up their immune system. They all got AIDS.