Bruce Campbell
Kelly Graham
Jeff
Mills Toddner / Wing / Sign Painter
Mayor
Cheryl
Frank (as Tim Quill)
Dirt Farmer
Clayton
Little Debbie
Big Debbie
Guan-Di / Cavealien Monster
Petra (as Jennifer Brown)
Cinematographer
Hack Director / Annoyed Townie (as Mike Kallio)
Tiny
Fan #1
Fan #2
Fan #3
Wheelchair Fan
Kasey
Charlene
Soccer Mom
Skippy
Liz
Hank
Edna
Split Man
Farmer
Shot in the Chest Guy
Shot in the Shoulder Guy
Shot in the Arm Guy
Shot in the Leg Guy
Shot in the Ear Guy
Bicycle Kid
Old Lady
Disinterested Townie
Stripclub Dancer
Studio Shemp
Bowling Shemp (as Craig 'Kif' Sanborn)
Sam 'n Rob
The Milkman
Oregon Rain
Oregon Rain (as Brian Tamblin)
Cavealien Patrol #2
Cavealien Patrolman
Hometown Hero ' Girl In Checker Shirt' (uncredited)
1st AD Shemp (uncredited)
Gold Lick Citizen (uncredited)
Gold Lick Townie (uncredited)
Producer Shemp (uncredited)
Cave Patrol (uncredited)
Guan-Di #2 (uncredited)
Sasquatch Shemp (uncredited)
Studio Shemp (uncredited)