- Andy Taylor: I know what he's doing, too. He ain't fooling me. I know what he's doing. He's giving presents to Aunt Bee and Opie and everybody, hoping they'll work on me.
- Barney Fife: He's doing that?
- Andy Taylor: Yeah.
- Andy Taylor: He give Opie a Rooster, Aunt Bee a mustache cup.
- Barney Fife: We could get him on a 204.
- Andy Taylor: What's that?
- Barney Fife: Bribery,collusion, tampering with, and/or intimidation of material witnesses.
- Andy Taylor: That's a 204?
- Barney Fife: Kind of a catchall.