Cheers (TV Series)

Rich Man, Wood Man (1992)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Kelly Gaines : [Woody has locked himself in the main office of Cheers]  Woody, aren't you ever coming out of there? You're starting to scare me.

  [Woody opens the door] 

  Woody Boyd : I'm sorry Kelly, I'm not trying to scare you but it's just, your money is turning me into a monster. All my old friends hate me now.

  [Woody closes the door] 

  Kelly Gaines : But everything was going so well, what happened?

  [Woody opens the door] 

  Woody Boyd : I just looked into a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.

  [Woody closes the door] 

  Kelly Gaines : Whatever's wrong, we can work it out.

  [Woody opens the door] 

  Woody Boyd : It's a little more complicated than that, Kelly.

  [Woody closes the door] 

  Sam Malone : [remarking to himself and Norm nearby]  It's like having a fight with Senor Wences.

  Woody Boyd : [Woody opens the door]  Come on in, Kelly.

  Kelly Gaines : Thank you.

  Norm Peterson : [after Kelly has gone into the office with Woody, and the door closes behind them]  You know Sammy, you could nail that door shut right now. I didn't see a thing.