Clone High (TV Series)

Film Fest: Tears of a Clone (2002)

Phil Lord: Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth, Genghis Khan

Quotes 

• Scudworth : Mr. Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner and look at this place! I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the Mad Sciences from ASU.

  Mr. Butlertron : Maybe some overpriced knick-knacks will add a touch of class.

  Scudworth : They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Pier and Barrel.

  Mr. Butlertron : Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?

  [Scudworth pulls out a credit card] 

  Scudworth , Mr. Butlertron : [together]  Shopping spreeeee!

• Shadowy Figure : [menacing]  I think this is an issue we should talk about... in person.

  Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth : [excited]  Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.

  Shadowy Figure : We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house. Next Friday. No dairy.

  [pause] 

  Shadowy Figure : Please.

  Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth : Damnit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!

• Shadowy figure : [In video conference with Scudworth]  Look, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross-country meet. But that riot was unacceptable!

  Scudworth : Unacceptable! Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

  Shadowy figure : [Pounds fist on table]  Principal Scudworth if you were running this school there would be no riots! Only clone soldiers trained for superior physical and intellectual combat!

  Scudworth : [Walking away, giggling to himself]  Little do they know I have my own plans for these clones. Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all!

  Shadowy figure : [pause]  You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.

  Scudworth : [Brow arches]  So I AM!

  Scudworth : [Whispering]  Little do they know I have my own plans for...

  Shadowy figure : [Interrupting]  Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice man! Clone of Karen Carpenter thin! I think this is an issue we need to talk about... in person.

  Scudworth : [Enthusiastically]  Maybe we could have dinner! Perhaps the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

  Shadowy figure : [Menacingly]  We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house! Next Friday! No dairy!

  Shadowy figure : [pause]  Please.

  Scudworth : [Video feed of Shadowy Figures turns off]  Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!