Hawaii Five-O (TV Series)

I'm a Family Crook - Don't Shoot! (1972)

Joyce Van Patten: Rhoda Lovejoy

Quotes 

• Rhoda Lovejoy : Well, Mr. Lovejoy... Can I pick a mark, or can I pick a mark?

  Arnold Lovejoy : [Counting the money]  Mrs. Lovejoy, honey... Your instincts are pure gold.

• Rhoda Lovejoy : [to her daughter]  A few more like today, and you'll to to college.

  Arnold Lovejoy : Well, why not a few more now, today?... It's still early.

• Rhoda Lovejoy : Oh, Arnold... I think we're gonna love Hawaii.

  Arnold Lovejoy : Oh, yeah!

• Arnold Lovejoy : [Rhoda is setting up the next con]  You got a mark?

  Rhoda Lovejoy : Oh... A beauty.

• Rhoda Lovejoy : [the Lovejoys open up the briefcase, and see a lot of money]  The greening of the Lovejoys!

• Danny Williams : [the Lovejoy's are trying to escape from thier hotel room, and Five-O has them cornered]  Here's my ID... And I have some bad news for your husband.

  Rhoda Lovejoy : What?

  Danny Williams : We've got a man on the roof, and we've got a man below... The news is: Forget it.

• Rhoda Lovejoy : [Arnold is looking to jump out the window]  You cannot go out the window!... You're not Erroll Flynn!

• Det. Steve McGarrett : [Steve has the Lovejoy's in his office]  You arrived in Hawaii on September 8th... You've been staying at the Hula Hotel without any visible means of support.

  [McGarret looks at Melissa] 

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Is this child in school?

  Rhoda Lovejoy : We do our own tutoring.

  Det. Steve McGarrett : Between tutoring, you've had five arrests in five states for bunco, swindling and fraud... What did you think Hawaii was gonna be?... one big, fat juicy pineapple?

• Rhoda Lovejoy : [Arnold show up at the hotel, and Charlie is waitng for them]  Now what?... We can't get the money... No money,, no ship.

  Arnold Lovejoy : We'll just have to work for it now... Come on!

  Rhoda Lovejoy : [She turns to Melissa]  Mommy and Daddy have to go to work... You know where you' re going...

  Melissa Lovejoy : Double feature... With popcorn?

  Rhoda Lovejoy : G rating.

  Melissa Lovejoy : PG

  Rhoda Lovejoy : OH, DON'T ARGUE!

• Charlie Walters : [Afther Che runs a check of the money, and it is marked]  That's yours not mine!... Hot money you brought in here to frame me!... Look, the rest of this is mine, but not this... This is theirs!

  Det. Steve McGarrett : He's offering you a bribe, Arnold... What do you say?

  Arnold Lovejoy : That;s your money, Mr. Walters... all of it. that's the money we took from Frank Butrell and brought to you... We'll testify to that.

  Rhoda Lovejoy : You see, Charlie... It doesn't pay to mess with Errol Flynn.

• Det. Steve McGarrett : Do you promise to leave Hawaii, and never come back?

  Melissa Lovejoy : [after a long delay]  We promise

  Rhoda Lovejoy : Yeah, we promise.

  Arnold Lovejoy : [Hesitatingly]  We promise.

• Rhoda Lovejoy : [Offering Ben half of the money she "found" in the car]  Driver, this is your lucky day,

  [Ben brakes the car, turns around, and flashes his badge with a smile]