Ted Mosby
Marshall Eriksen
Robin Scherbatsky
Barney Stinson
Lily Aldrin
Daughter
Son
Officer McNeil
Derrick
Carl
Laura
Dana
Tatiana
Sascha
Stewardess
Cute Girl
Bomb Squad Guy
Guy #1
Guy #2
Guy #3
Cab Driver #2 (as Floyd Vanbuskirk)
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)