- Miranda Sanchez: [noticing Lizzie's/Matt's clothing] Lizzie! What are you? I mean, how can you?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I think what Miranda's trying to say is what... what were you thinking when you got dressed this morning? You look like Elton John!
- Lizzie McGuire: [as Matt in Lizzie's body] That's SIR Elton John!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [after Kate pulls a stunt on Lizzie/Matt] Are you okay?
- Lizzie McGuire: [as Matt in Lizzie's body] I seem to be spending a lot of time on the ground.
- Miranda Sanchez: Yeah, but Kate just made you look like a total idiot!
- Lizzie McGuire: [as Matt in Lizzie's body] Oh, that's fine. She has no idea who she's dealing with.