Martin Payne / King Beef
Gina Waters
Cole Brown
Tommy Strawn
Pamela James (credit only)
Shawn McDermott (as Jonathan Gries) (credit only)
Stan Winters
Maddie Brown
Co-Worker
Co-Worker (as Tommy Morgan)
Stripper
TV Announcer (voice) (as Dave Workman)
King Beef Girl #1 (as Devika)
King Beef Girl #2
King Beef Girl #3
Miles (uncredited)