"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Soultaker (TV Episode 1999) - Bill Corbett as Crow T. Robot, Observer

[during a scene in which Joe Estevez's character appears]

Crow T. Robot : Hi, folks. You may be wondering if I'm Martin Sheen. Well, I'm not. Turns out I'm his vastly more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you.
[the Soultaker, disguised as Natalie's mother, peeks at her while she's undressing for a bath]

Crow T. Robot : Eeeeww, I INSTANTLY need counseling.
Crow : You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.
Brad Deville : Zak, you still haven't figured it out yet, have you?

Crow : We have. Can we go?

Brad : Zak, Led Zeppelin was wrong, man.

Tom Servo : Shut up.

Brad : There is no stairway to heaven.

Tom Servo : Zep is never wrong, man.

Brad : An even if there was, you couldn't buy your way up there.

Mike Nelson : Is SABBATH wrong too, man?
Crow T. Robot : [the camera speeds down a highway] Where's David Byrne's head?
[Joe Estevez looks surprised]

Crow : My nephew made Mighty Ducks.
Crow T. Robot : Dummy! Didn't you see that "Warning: Joe Estevez crossing" sign?
Tom Servo : [as a soultaker, while the two soultakers are seen walking alongside a road] I'm sorry. I thought we had more gas.

Crow T. Robot : [as the camera jumps closer to the soultakers] Hey, wait...

Crow T. Robot : [the camera jumps even closer] Hey, hey, um, wait...

Crow T. Robot : [as the camera shows an extreme closeup of Robert Z'dar's crotch] Eeeeeewwww, took my soul, right there.

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer