Oliver David Beene
Dr. Jerrimiah 'Jerry' Beene
Charlotte Caraline Beene
Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene
Joyce
Narrator (voice)
Michael
Principal Shriner
Mr. Plotkin
Susan Brotsky
Bee Girl
Shriner's Brother
Bonnie (as Amanda Michalka)
Adult Susan
Bully
Mrs. Brotsky (as Anntoinette Spolar Levine)
Hot Mom (as Symba Smith)