Self - Host / Junior Griffin / Mr. Wilson / Black Scottie / Father Karras / Various
Self - Musical Guest
Self - Guest Performance (as Shelley Pryor)
Various (as Jim Henson's Muppets)
Self (segment "Sick in Bed")
Old Dad / White Father / Various
Samurai Futaba / White Scottie / Various
New Dad / Weekend Update Anchor / Various
White Mother / Various
News for the Hard of Hearing / Various
Regan (segment "Exorcist II")
White Polly / Emily Litella / Various
Black Polly (segment "Black & White")
Father Merrin (segment "Exorcist II")
Self (uncredited)
Wife (segment "New Dad") (uncredited)
Player on the Right (segment "Pong") (voice) (uncredited)
Player on the Left (segment "Pong") (voice) (uncredited)
King Ploobis (voice) (uncredited)
King Ploobis's Right Hand (voice) (uncredited)
Various (uncredited)
Black Mother (segment "Black & White") (uncredited)
Scred (voice) (uncredited)
The Mighty Favog (voice) (uncredited)
Self - Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Dr. Joseph Shuster (segment "Sick in Bed") (voice) (uncredited)
Queen Peuta (voice) (uncredited)